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Competition: NOW CLOSED The Real Housewives of Codswallop

Win Two Tickets for Theatre at the Tabard, Chiswick

30 January – 2 February

This is your chance to win a pair of tickets to any performance of The Real Housewives of Codswallop when it comes to Chiswick’s Theatre at the Tabard for four nights from 30 January.

The Real Housewives of Codswallop

By Lisa Gaye Wright

A new and wacky spoof musical.

Noveau riche hostess with the mostess and all round social climber Majenta, has gone up in the world and it sure has gone to her head. This Queen Bee from humble beginnings, now full of her own self importance, decides to hold a Botox party to keep up with the Jones, flaunt her wealth and status, oh and great big house. Frenemies old and new gather as an eager to impress Majenta holds court, but despite her salubrious surroundings and best efforts, old resentments simmer to boiling, mayhem ensues and knifemares and chaos reign. This group of “ladies” with too much cash and brash and a distinct lack of decorum, revel in well jel jibes, old rivalries and vengeful point scoring. Nothing is sacred and things go from bad to worse when an old acquaintance with an axe to grind joins the proceedings, determined to knock Majenta off her high and mighty pedestal. Drama and antics are guaranteed in this totally daft caper and carry on.

Tickets and General Information

The Real Housewives of Codswallop plays at Theatre at the Tabard between 30 January and 2 February, before transferring to the Bread and Roses Theatre between 6 and 8 February. (Note that the prize is for any night of the Tabard run only).

Tickets are just £15 (£12 concessions), further information on dates and the show can be found on their website here.

About Lisa Gaye Wright

Writer / Music / Lyrics

Lisa is, above all things, passionate about musical theatre including all styles of acting and music.

She has previously written and successfully produced Loose Change and Botox Or Bust.

Lisa believes that this, her latest show, is her best yet.

How To Enter

There are three ways to enter; Twitter, Instagram and Facebook. All you need to do to be in with a chance of winning a pair is:

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Terms and Conditions

The prize is for two tickets to The Real Housewives of Codswallop to any performance at Theatre at the Tabard between 30 January and 2 February 2023. No alternative dates or cash alternative is available.

Competition closes at 1pm on Sunday 15 January 2023. One winner will be selected at random from all eligible entries, and will be notified within 24 hours. The winner has 48 hours to accept the prize, provide contact details and confirm which date they wish to attend, otherwise a new winner will be chosen at random.  All additional expenses are the responsibility of the prize winner. Editor’s decision is final.

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